How I met my current girlfriend --

[STARS6]

I went out fishin' on a sandy beach
cast my line out as far as it would reach
lookin' for something for the frying pan
I kicked back with a beer in my hand

I must've got a big one cause it's bendin' my pole
I'm having to fight just to keep control
it could be a whale - God only knows
whatever it is it's not wearing any clothes

She's larger than life
made from Holy Water
she's covered in green
she's got little scales upon her
she's larger than life
she's a mermaid in the night

She's got a set of gills like no fish I've ever seen
long blonde hair and a tail in between
I'm in love with a creature from the sea
she brings out the crustacean in me

Her voice is a temptation it's a siren song
when we kiss there can be no wrong
I ask her to marry me, to be my wife
we'll do the backstroke the rest of our lives.

Actually this is plagiarism at its best --
That's Jimmy Buffett
CD - Off To See the Lizard
Song - Mermaid in the Night

Anyone that loves his job and makes 26 million dollars a year is truly one of my heroes

STARS6