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 Post subject: Turd burgers anyone?
PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:11 pm 
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Anyone up for some poop burgers?

Japanese scientist Mitsuyuki Ikeda from the Okayama Laboratory certainly doesn't believe in human waste.

He thinks that's perfectly good protein you're sending out to sea, and he's found a way to extract it, mix it with steak sauce and create a fecal feast fit for a king.

And despite the downside of having to add soya to bind it all together, Prof Ikeda thinks there's no reason why we shouldn't all tuck into his turd burgers.

Why would he even think of it, you might ask.

Because Tokyo Sewage asked him to. Tokyo is swimming in sewage mud, it seems, and there's only one way it can save itself and that's eat it.

Prof Ikeda found the mud was loaded with protein due to the high bacteria content. Combine it with reaction enhancer and put it in a magical machine called an "exploder" and artificial steak comes out the other end.

According to Digital Trends, it's 63 percent protein, 25 percent carbohydrates, 3 percent lipids and 9 percent minerals.

It's colored red so you don't know it's poo.

"Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef," Digital Trends reports.

Prof Ikeda and his colleagues say it's the perfect solution for reducing waste and emissions from flatulent cows.

Which is understandable, because if someone told you that Whopper you just ate was actually made from yesterday's leftover feces, you'd probably be too traumatized to masticate meat ever again.

Of course, there's a hitch - besides the fact it's made from poo and soya. The cost of producing Prof Ikeda's stinky steaks at the moment is about "10 to 20 times" the price of carving it off a cow.

Leave it to the fast food chains to work out the economics. You can't argue the mass production side of the equation is already sorted...



Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/06/ ... z1Pw32QNCu

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 Post subject: Re: Turd burgers anyone?
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Then you eat it and it becomes sewage again. Doesn't seem to solve the problem. In other words, it's a sh*tty solution.


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them asians are pretty serious man

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Sure glad I'm not a "fast food" burger junkie....and the day BJ's starts selling packages of frozen "turd burgers", I'll quit buying there too!!
BTW....would that be a burger that vegetarians could eat?? Not meat, right? :biglaugh:


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Sounds like a case of sh*t hitting the pan. :lol:

Food so nice you should digest it twice. :lol:


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Missed ya Frisky :uplol: :uplol:

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boy those japanese scientist think they're so smart.

american's have been eating turd for decades via taco bell :toast:


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boy those japanese scientist think they're so smart.

american's have been eating turd for decades via taco bell :toast:



:biglaugh:

I think dog food was above Taco Bell at one time....

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Taco Bell should have a warning label on the bag, "Caution: Eating this food if not drunk may be hazardous to your health"

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No no no

Taco Bell should have a sticker on the door saying.

Purchase of any item only with proof of nearby restroom.


That whole poop burger thing sounds weird but if you look at all the chit that will most likely happen in regards to feeding the world it is not a bad idea at all.

They just got to make more flavors. like chocolate lol

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Two thoughts come to min
I wonder if it tastes like chicken and I guess you CAN make chicken salad out of chicken shiat.

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I think I will still stick on scorpionfish...

p.s. taco bell is a true life saver at times :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


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 Post subject: Re: Turd burgers anyone?
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fishnfool73 wrote:
I guess you CAN make chicken salad out of chicken shiat.


Brock Lesnar -*LOL*

I can't hold Taco Bell long enough- In order for me to eat that- I need to be sitting on the toilet & eating at the same time...No different from Wendy's chili -weak sauce :lol:

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Taco Bell should have a warning label on the bag, "Caution: Eating this food if not drunk may be hazardous to your health"


I bet JP would eat a turd fajita from lady gaga's ass....sober :tongue:


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fajita, what am i talking about? JP is Puerto Rican, he'd deep fry the turd and eat like a churro.

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fajita, what am i talking about? JP's a Puerto Rican,



Fajita, No!---"Pasteles" Puerto Rico, Si!

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CubanExpress wrote:
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Looks like a turd, but taste great!

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I don't usually eat turd, but when I do it's Taco Bell.

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*LMFAO*

I will drink to that! :toast:

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It looks like McDonald's is jumping on the turd burger bandwagon with their new anus pounder.

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:uplol: No question in my mind....some of you guys have entirely tooooooo much spare time on your hands!!


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