I was reminded of this story about my friend Chuck by a Youtube video posted on another BF thread.
Chuck catches more bass, and more big bass than anyone I know-he usually
fishes the federal management area (the name escapes me right now), but it's just above the Broward line.
The warden sees him bringing home limits regularly-even when no one else is catching-so he asks Chuck for his secret-"Bass Magic..it never fails". "Meet me here at sunrise tomorrow and I'll take you to my honey hole." So the Warden shows up and after 10 minutes on the water Chuck noses his boat through some low hung branches into a completely hidden pool of about 10 acres of water. He anchors up, reaches into his tackle box-pulls out a stick of dynamite lights it and tosses to into the water. BOOM! ...and fish start floating belly-up."That's Bass Magic-never fails" he says as pulls out another stick and lights it. The Warden is freaking-"Chuck, man,this is illegal- I have to arrest you-you're probably going to prison". Chuck laughs- tosses the lit dynamite into the wardens lap and says-"You gonna talk, or fish?"
Bass Magic
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Bass Magic
Wanna go fishin?
We ain't left yet?
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Re: Bass Magic
Good one BD.
The Judge asked the prostitute, "At what point did you realize you were raped?"
The prostitute replied (wiping away tears), "When the check bounced."
The prostitute replied (wiping away tears), "When the check bounced."
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Re: Bass Magic
"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
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Re: Bass Magic
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Re: Bass Magic
Damn James, this post is old.
The Judge asked the prostitute, "At what point did you realize you were raped?"
The prostitute replied (wiping away tears), "When the check bounced."
The prostitute replied (wiping away tears), "When the check bounced."
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Re: Bass Magic
Was bored. Havn't been in this section in a while.... going home .... and the days not even over.
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